Media team seem to have died. no tweets for a couple of days now. Home u23 match starting in 30 minutes and no team news or live stream of it to watch
Rumour has it the entire computer system at Southampton has been modernised, stated it now identified as non-binary and consequently no longer works.
I know google just achieved Quantum Supremacy but its a bit early to be investing in quantum computing on a commercial level. (well done to anyone who actually understood this joke)
They literally just added a stream to the saints website, so you can watch the u23 match in 10 minutes.
I heard the new Director of Football and Head of Recruitment will be a Quantum Supremacy machine, so players can continue to be simultaneously on long contracts and complete ****.
I heard that we will from now on be playing with two entangled footballs, so whenever the opposition shoot at our goal, the other ball will go into their net. Our players will just need to hang around the penalty area looking confused, so we won't need to recruit anyone as they already do that just fine.
There's a Norwegian forward playing for Celtic who has scored 4 goals in 7 appearances. Worth checking out?
Let Ely stay there, he's found his level and that's not premier league football. He can shine in the mediocrity and we can flog him for a good fee asap.
https://www.southamptonfc.com/news/...t-southampton-fc-vs-larkhall-athletic-2019-20 At least our ladies keep on winning....7-1 this time.
Bayern Munich part company with Niko Kovac following 5-1 defeat at Eintracht Frankfurt. Do we get Rohl back or does Ralph get the Bayern job?
Saturday 9th November 2019 SOU 15:00 EVE Referee: Paul Tierney. Assistants: Harry Lennard, Adrian Holmes. Fourth official: Tim Robinson. VAR: Simon Hooper. Assistant VAR: Andy Garratt.
