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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    It was a bad miss, even Andy Carroll would have scored it.
     
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  2. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Oh dear... This sounds like a cracking miss!

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Nah, Mandy would have tripped over his own pony tail and faceplanted on the penalty spot... <ok>
     
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  5. Bloody Wanker

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    You sure about that? <laugh>
     
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  6. Bloody Wanker

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    Mandy wouldn't even have fashionedthe chance. He'd have seen beanpole De Gea charging at him, panicked and spooned it out of the ground.

    Torres did well to trick the keeper, shame his finish was ****e.
     
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  7. suarezlfc

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    He'd have done a Tomas Brolin and booted it at the keeper, fallen over and then put the rebound in with his face as he fell. That kind of finish would be worth £30 million on its own.
     
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    Love the look on De Gea's face.
     
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  9. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Who's Mandy?
    If you start mocking our players, I'll start on Giggs again. November will be one interesting month, he won't be able to train with the amount of time he will spend in court. Well he's got civil and crinimal proceedings heading his way as soon as that super injunction is pulled, and it has to be pulled in November. Then its open season.
     
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  10. Green and Red

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    Why do they have to wait until November? Why not do him now?
     
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  11. MootPoint

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  12. Constcrepe

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    Result: Spurs 4 - 0 Liverpool

    <laugh> KPR at his very best!!!
     
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  13. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Its November when the super injunction is being pulled. He has to pull it in November. Once the injunction is pulled it proves he was telling lies. Then he's open to both being sued for defamation/slander and he's also open to crinimal prosecution for purjery.

    One of the good things for Imogen is that she's not only entitled to compensation, she's also entitled to punitive damages.

    Giggs is facing a lengthy spell in prison and a legal bill including damages of at least £10 million.
     
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  14. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That article's hilarious, MootPoint! <laugh>
    Sorry Liverpool fans, but some of you that posted on there must've been utterly bemused by that game yesterday.
     
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  15. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Lol, well it was definitely a hockey score, but maybe not the one he was thinking of...
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're not wrong, Swarbs. That bwas worse than some of the performances under Hodgson.
     
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  17. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Literally **** all will happen. You will barely even know anything went on behind the scenes as its that insignificant in the real world. The only people who give a **** about this sort of thing are two bit whores and men who like cocks rammed up their ****ter.
     
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  18. Green and Red

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    Mate there is absolutely no chance of this happening..where did you hear this?
     
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  19. Constcrepe

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    The voices in his head told him.
     
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  20. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    He is assuming people on this earth actually give a **** about whores like Imogen Thomas. Even her own parents feel deep shame about her existence.

    He is also assuming that the Great British legal system sends people to jail.......you can commit a Class A crime and get little more than a ticking off so the chance of Giggs getting a free visit to the cells is below zero.
     
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