West Ham vs Newcastle United

Reckon we will sneak a 1-0 win while setting a record for the lowest ever percentage possession for the PL (4.7%).

 

I love that people like to use stats to justify why players are not good enough, but then ignore all the stats and predict Newcastle winning every week ..

 

I predicted that we would get beaten off Man Utd (8-1 IIRC) and look what happened !! I'm never right. I wish I was you !!

 

i'm not always right nobody is I just take the piss mate, but I do get certain things bang on and never once do the people that we're abusive say fair play on that one and instead open up other arguments and the cycle repeats … you know I like you mate i'm just a bit of **** sometimes .

all warm pouch has to do btw is say I love crepes, but he will not !!! he's the type of person that if you said unicorns don't exist he'd ask you to prove it .

 

What yee need is a skinful of beer. The only way to numb the pain of a 2-1 loss (maximin to score).
Where are people meeting up for pre match pint

 

now that is someone that weighs things up realistically

 

50 years of following the toon makes you see things as they are and not what you wish for

 

I always knew I was a fast learner and you have just confirmed it

 

Are you down for the match?

 

1-0 Flukey goal. Almiron shanks a pass via the referee's arse to Shelvey. Shelvey tries a honeymoon pass but trips and scuffs it along the ground. İt rolls to Joe Linton who faints at the sight of a ball in the six yard area, it hits his knob.... And goes in off the post..

That's how I see it....

Eloquent I think...

 

They stop the game if it hits the ref now, so that's even less chance of us scoring

 

you've got to love mike Ashley !! coming out now and confirming were ****ed as far as premier league football is concerned.. it's going to be getting a lot worse over the next decade

 

GACP Takeover has gone very quiet, what happened about that?

I can't tell if the radio silence is a positive or a negative.

 

I think it must be. But I don’t know which.

 

another boring conference from Bruce ! i'm sick of listening to the bloke he's so ****ing dull I can begin to see his issue.

 

Nobody is stupid enough to pay the ridiculous asking price other than people that don't have the money in the first place and want to continue running the club like a cheap no frill kwik save product, so in other words unless the club was to look a bargain price with potential nothing will change there. Why buy this pathetic pissy club with an old stadium, poor facilities, the club doesn't own the stadium , crap side , crap youth sides, below average financial deals, a club unlike others that has no international interest,dimished fan support and that's in a terrible area of the world in terms of attracting players . I said this quite some time ago and I'm still adamant that this club is far less appealing than our deluded fanbase cares to imagine . There's absolutely nothing going for it except the number of fans and that doesn't matter one iota anymore because that isn't were they make the money, so why not just buy a club for around 100 million of which there's many

 

2-0 regulation defeat .

 

I was toying between 2 or 3 nil defeat , but went 3 because at 2-0 bruce will make a change

 

We will finally score more than 1 in a game, probably helped by an own goal, but our ****ty defence will cost us. 4-2 to the cockneys

 

I'm a fan, and if I was a billionaire I wouldn't buy Newcastle United. We are a complete money sink and the fans would be on my back in a matter of months if we had a few bad weeks. Not worth it at all.