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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Aug 21, 2019.

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  1. BigPete

    BigPete Well-Known Member

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    I'd like GOM to be over here as it's good to see how two different accountants can view it and see either sides of their views.

    More information the merrier for me but no need to get aggressive about it keep it civil, we all have the same goal to see the lads and the club succeed.
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Off on a tangent but affects ya knackers. Click link. Worth a read.

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
     
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  3. BigPete

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    Hahahahahaha brilliant review and I've tried it and it burns like **** but only done a tad wasn't stupid.

    Here's the article for others:

    Veet hair removal cream

    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

    Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

    Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

    Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

    So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-
     
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  4. TeamOfTalents

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    It would appear the sources are very unreliable then, albeit posted in good faith.
     
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  5. BigPete

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    Happens when it happens now like not letting it bother me anymore just awaiting that day when I see it on Skysports and see everybody going mental buzzing on here.

    If it falls through wouldn't want to go on RTG be full meltdown and sad "fans" saying I told you so.
     
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    Don't stop believing J
     
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    I have nothing against being in the EU just don’t want to be in this EU.
     
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    Could also be that it was accurate but it took longer than expected. If there's one thing that we know about the takeover it's that they're taking their sweet time.
     
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    :emoticon-0140-rofl: that's hilarious. Read it before a long time ago I think.
     
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    It's frustrating, but I'd rather they sort things out right rather than quickly.
     
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    They say spouts make you fart.... hasn't been chewing that lad :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    He doesn't bullshit, but he has been put on a pedestal where his assessment is now the be all and end all for a lot of people, which is frustrating because it tends to just be very um... uninquisitive. In the example I gave, he was not only wrong, but he blasted me for suggesting it could even have happened the way it did (which ended up being correct). That's what I don't get about him, but that said, again, I like the fella and he's a good bloke and a MLF. We all make mistakes.
     
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    It's not back of a fag packet maths. I've been doing this for months. I guarantee that sadly, I've spent days of my life looking through our accounts, listening to interviews, and working on this as if it were an audit of my own company. I am certainly no less qualified than GOM to speak about it.
     
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  14. I don’t consider my post aggressive in any way.
     
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    Neither did I mate sorry wasn't meaning it towards you just meant in general.
     
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  16. No problem..... no need to suggest otherwise then.
     
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    I read your post, had to dodge a cyber uppercut and a digital head butt................ not really mate, only jesting.
     
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  18. No worries marra.
     
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  20. Kittenmittons

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    I didn't? I said our takes are equally as valid, but only one of us is getting lambasted by people. I then said that it seems that it's more palatable to give people good news.

    Also, I actually feel for him a lot. If he said there was anything to worry about, they'd pressure him immensely as they know him by name and have met him, so it's not that I don't sympathise. It's one of the reasons Chris the accountant was a bit of a tit wading in on twitter with his name on view. You can't be impartial in these matters once you get that close, whether that's because you like them or you fear them.
     
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