Little midget lady went to the doctors, doc says what's the problem? Little mig says I've got an itchy fanny!! Doc says let me take a look, lifts up her skirt and reaches for some scissors. Starts snipping away! Is that any better!! Mig says no still the same, doc carries on snipping... How about that? Mig says oh that's better what was it? Doc says I've cut the fur off your ugg boots!!
A Sunderland couple have expressed their disgust at a local well known store for selling rubber Halloween filth , Paul and Melanie Young of Roker Avenue in the city visited Home Bargains in Trimdon Street over the weekend to purchase some decorations for the up and coming celebration at the end of the month . Paul 27 whos unemployed but is actively seeking work decided to visit the store with partner Melanie 23 and their 2 children . After purchasing several items including a Wizards nose and realistic scar the couple headed home ,it wasnt untill closer inspection of the nose from Melanie that she realized it looked like an old mans cock & balls and was as just as suprised when she noticed the scar looked very similar to an old womans fur purse . Melanie who runs a Facebook page selling snidey gear from Manchester and sells to the gullible told the Sunderland Echo " I was shocked - totally shocked. How can a shop sell childrens items that look like adults bits its disgusting. " i only dred to think what would happen if we took the kids trick or treating to peoples doors i would of had social services at the door " Paul, pictured on the left who didn't have time to find a clean t shirt to wear when we arrived to take the compensation photo added " "These need to be took off the shelves its absolutely disgraceful " Nobody from Home Bargains was available for comment
This test will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favourite. Don't ask me how, but it really works! Don't cheat and look at the film list till you have done the maths! Here goes... Film Test: Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits together, find your predicted favourite film in the list of 18 films below. Film List: 1. Gone With The Wind 2. E.T. 3. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Fisting 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubtfire 18. Toy Story
