Off Topic Albanian Carpet Samples

Any preferred style of Albanian carpet sample float your boat?

 

the pussy variety

 

light or brown?

 

I prefer laminate or hardwood...the smoother the better!

 

both

 

red for me

 

red ?are we talking about the same carpets here jj?

 

the lady garden kind captain.

 

the bearded clam.

 

the snatch.

 

the lettuce leaves

 

I prefer Turkish but I also have a Peruvian one in the office.

 

the gorilla salad

 

Although not Albanian, "Carpet Remnant World" by Stewart Lee is my preferred option...

 

This could be your new user name and we could still call you ACS.

 

I'm no psychoanalyst, but I'm thinking he just 'Googled' ACS and will post the results like this thread!

 

Then we should expect threads shortly on the American Chemical Society, American College of Surgeons and the American Cancer Society.

We are more likely though to get a thread on how much our backsides perspire.

ACS - Ass Crack Sweat.

Definitely a much more appropriate user name for him as well.

 

A ****ish Scumbag
A Clever Sod
Anal Clinker Sniffer
All Can Slurper

 

A bit throwaway...
...Could have been decent threads...