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The no wumming football chat thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by remembercolinlee, Oct 24, 2019.

  1. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    There is probably no chance of this working but occassionally a decent, interesting chat breaks out where fans from different clubs chat about a play, club or football matter without wumming.

    So I wondered if we could have this one thread where we could chat about players, clubs, managers, transfers, ticket prices etc without the wumming.

    (But please God...no fecking Brexit!)

    Is it worth a try?
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Shall we start with the HurriKanes projected trophy haul in his career?
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm going to the theatre on Sunday, to see Dead of Night Dance. Not really a play as such, more acrobatic, music and short theatrical pieces.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So lie BGT?
     
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  5. brb

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  6. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    I hope Unai Emery gets to keep his job for a long while.

    There see, I can do it, no wumming.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Gove giving the secret "Guy next to me is a tosser" sign.

    Moggy giving the secret "I know" response ...
     
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    Wot.. no tits, fanny or arse.. LavishDevotedAmericanratsnake-size_restricted.gif
     
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    They've posted just above you mate

    Maybe something to do with your settings, best ask Brb
     
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    He’s brushing a bit of left over beak off his top lip.
     
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  13. Tobes

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    What about leather trilbys?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This is going well.


    Maybe we should discuss VAR?
     
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  16. PowerSpurs

    PowerSpurs Well-Known Member

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    Good call. Just bring in the Rugby system with miked up referees and it is all sorted. Use only for yellow and red cards, penalties and goals. And make yellow cards 10 minute sin bins while we are at it.
     
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    And do it now before linesmen completely forget how to raise their flags <ok>


    I don’t like the sin bin idea. Too many yellow cards as it is, for often innocuous fouls.
     
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  18. Solid Air 2

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    please tell me this is a WUM .
     
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  19. PleaseNotPoll

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    Half of them use the new rules and half of them instantly flag and stop play. ****ing useless.
     
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  20. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    I would allow teams 2 challenges per match...if they challenge and it goes in their favour they keep the 2 if not it goes down.

    The appeal decision is reviewed by non refereeing staff so there is none of this "do not want to undermine a colleague" bollocks that is currently happening.
    You could advertise and get a panel that is a mix of "lay people" to look at the decisions at pitch side and if they think the ref is wrong they can tell him to reverse the decision (like with the penalty Watford were denied v us) or to re look at the issue on the pitch side screen if they think a second look by the ref is needed (like the hand ball Villa were denied in the last minute a few weeks back) ...as happens in the CL and the last World Cup.

    The 2 challenge rule will ensure it ain't used to waste time and it'll be a big improvement on the penalty farce that is currently occurring most weeks.
     
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