About a quarter of the season gone so far, what are dead certs for the rest of the season Norwich to go down Mattttttttttttttttttttttthhhhh to do a video calling people ****ing twats, ending with a face to wallpaper Man City's goal difference to be bigger than the national GDP of most Nations. and Pogba to go awol in January
Title to go to the last week again. Brighton and Soton to join Norwich. Ole to be sacked in December. Chelsea to finish top four. Spurs to concede title in October.
Liverpool to miss out on the League again Spurs to show no real ambition again Arsenal to finish below Spurs again Kane to leave for Madrid again Chelsea to try something underhand and get caught Piskie getting Hiag to agree to a bet
Norwich to go down Liverpool to win the league Leicester won't make top 6 Big Sam will rock up somewhere in December
VAR to continue to be a sack of ****e Spurs to rally briefly before going all #spursy again Ole to get the sack Fat Sam to come in and try to rescue one of the bottom 3 Liverpool to win the title
Pep to get FIFA to change another rule to help City. Liverpool fans to start singing ‘Now yer gonna believe us’ around Xmas time. Matth to start a thread asking if he’s still a virgin if he’s shagged next door’s cat. Newcastle fans crying again after another failed takeover Comm to do 180 hours a week of overtime Piskie to release a new brand of moss coffee
Spurs to continue to be as unpredictable, frustrating and infuriating as they’ve always been. Goon defence to continue its Keystone Cops impersonations. Ole to be sacked at least 20-30 times by the tabloid press before he finally is. Astro to do a disappearing act as soon as Pool hit a bad run. Only to reappear when they start winning again. VAR to continue to dominate PL debate.
Brendan Rodgers to evict Klopp from his gaff due to fake teeth envy. Norwich to **** off back where they belong - the championship Newcastle cling on at the death and stay up. Little Ole gets **** canned before Easter