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The wee hobo on the TV and Film thread bitching about people watching TV and films. It's nearly as bad as that wee fanny that goes on the Rangers/Celtic thread and bitches about Scottish football.

Oh wait!

 

I was going to watch a movie tonight but I don't want to appear more tragic to my peers.

 

I might try and finish off The Boys. Bound to be a series 2 though, no way are they going to wrap it all up with two or three episodes to go.

 

That ship has already sailed

 

I'm sticking to old WW2 films and World at War in colour, getting in the mood for Brexit.

Cannae wait to get my country back and retake control. Also looking forward to loads of ****s kicking the bucket cos we can't import the drugs Yaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss

ftp

 

nice one Mon, I reckon you are nailed on to win POTY again

 

You've got my vote. I used to vote for Gambol as he got really upset that nobody voted for him, but he's ****e now and hasn't scored against a big team.

 

He also smells of stale piss and ashtrays, not a good look as a mascot for this award-winning forum.

 

Don't kick a dog when he's down.

Poor wee Gambol I still remember when we got him from the Cardonald dog and cat home. I wanted us to get a wee poodle, but Aldo and Baz thought it would be funny as he looked like that dog in Family Guy. We realised our mistake when we found him shagging Rocket's bird (and she wears Celtic tops).

 

Didn't know Rocket was married to a Geordie

Btw you got misled by the advert, the one you brought back looks more like this

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Well it's Glasgow we're pished 98% of the time and things always look better when you're drunk. I believe that happened to the Celtic boys too when they got that duck. Next time I get a pet I'll smoke weed instead.

 

The haven't done "Herogasm" from the original graphic novels yet. It's when all the supers go to a desert island and have a mass orgy. Very graphic nudity and shaggin.

It's also when Homelander, after shaggin A-Train*, decides he fancies flying up and obliterating a commercial passenger airliner just for the hell of it.

*I think it was A-Train but it may have been another male superhero.

 

**** you

 

Get them telt Gambol.

 

Go wash yer jeans and get an actual non-pretend girlfriend.

 

That's me the morning after a heavy session.

 

Because of the noble way you have handled yourself in the face of all of these allegations Gambol you have won back my vote.

 

But I hivny scored against Celtic!

 

Ye scored with Rocket's burd that's close enough.