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Uncle Albert who almost

 

remembered what to do

 

up the river Thames

 

on fake russian vodka

 

Flavoured with coca cola

 

Made with real cocaine

 

From the hills of

 

South Yorkshire where they

 

Grow poppies in mines

 

rather than in gardens

 

with little fake wells

 

And fishing gnomes that

 

that have enormous rods

 

Stewart is not Scottish

 

although he pretends to

 

Be a singer of

 

some sort, as well

 

wishers bring you presents