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    • I once took a music exam at a Catholic school.
    • The practical and listening part of the exam was fine but the Oral came as a bit of a shock!
     
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    • A big, bald, tattooed Neo Nazi type storms into the pub and stands at the bar.
    • "Right, listen up, f*ckers! Every bloke to my left is a c*nt! And every bloke to my right is a faggot! Any bastard got a problem with that?"
    • All the men in the pub fearfully stare into their pints, but one man, a short, balding nerd with glasses and a briefcase stands up.
    • "Oh, you want your head kicked in then, shorty?"
    • "No, it"s nothing like that. I just appear to be on the wrong side of the room."
     
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