Arnie was offered a role in a new movie about the great composers. Casting director: "Will you play Beethoven?" Arnie: "No, I'll be Bach".
Let a bus driver out this morning I didn’t get a thumbs up out the window I’m not bothered obviously It’s just one of those things It’s meaningless isn’t it But still
Ruined my ****ing day it has Been distracted all day Then I got pissed in wethers Beer festival till the 20th Short fuse IPA 6.5% nice Nicked a glass to make me self feel better **** of a bus driver