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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>

    who aren't too choosy
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 10, 2019
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    as they’ve six fingers





    Double like Wherever <laugh>
     
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  3. Wherever

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    But their girlfriends like



    Double like means no like
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    to bath every month
     
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    Whether they need to
     
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    after throwing their knickers
     
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    at Sir Cliff Richard
     
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    after Tom returned them
     
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    because they wouldn't fit
     
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    which is not unusual
     
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    due to the green
     
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    green grass of home
     
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    baked cakes and bread
     
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    Using cannabis resin to
     
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    get the party started
     
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    in a converted barn
     
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    Used for its acoustic
     
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    fart sound amplifying effect
     
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    perfected by didly squat
     
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    after eating a curry
     
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