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How inaccurate is this match report?

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  1. Smudger

    Smudger Active Member

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    Do some ****ing research... http://www.skysports.com/football/match_report/0,,11065_3407529,00.html

    Man of the match: Stephen Warnock was a rock in defence for Villa.

    Talking point: Proud moment for the Ameobi family as brothers, Sammy and Shola, are both on the field for the first time in a competitive fixture for Newcastle.

    Given ... had to push a cross from on-loan winger Gabriel Obertan over the bar.

    On-loan Manchester United winger Obertan was causing all kinds of problems for the Villa defence     (and yet he was playing against "MOTM" Warnock)

    Either side had the chance to take the three points as Villa's Bent saw his lob in the last 15 minutes denied by Ryan Taylor who cleared the cheeky effort despite it beating United goalkeeper Tim Krul.

    Sylvain Marveaux could have then nicked the maximum points for the visitors but the Frenchman saw his volley travel over Given's bar.

    None of those things are correct, and this is written by Sky Sports <doh>
     
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    Smudger, Sep 18, 2011
  2. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    It's a joke right?
     
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    goldie, Sep 18, 2011
  3. You'veBeenTiote'd

    You'veBeenTiote'd Active Member

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    And how have they given out entire team besides Cabaye (8) and Shola (5) 6s?! Whilst Aston Villa have mostly 7s.

    Great report that <doh>
     
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    You'veBeenTiote'd, Sep 18, 2011
  4. Andmcit

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    Looks like there's been a ripple in the space/time continuum and this
    alternate reality has leaked into Sky Sports Press Office?
     
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    Andmcit, Sep 18, 2011
  5. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    <doh> there's so much fail
     
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    I want curly hair too, Sep 18, 2011
  6. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Obertan did have a cross saved in the first half.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Sep 18, 2011
  7. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    what a joke!!!
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Sep 18, 2011
  8. You'veBeenTiote'd

    You'veBeenTiote'd Active Member

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    He's not on loan though...
     
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    You'veBeenTiote'd, Sep 18, 2011
  9. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> wtf?!
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Sep 18, 2011
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Warnock was decent, same as Given...

    MoM, your Cabaye, easily....

    Good game to watch.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 18, 2011

  11. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Says Sammi and Shola on the pitch for the first time in a competitive game? Errr...Chelsea away?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 18, 2011
  12. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    Marveaux volley?
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Sep 18, 2011
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    Already been discussed quite a bit, but you're right it is a joke. To think somebody got paid to write that report <doh>
     
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    Minty Fresh, Sep 18, 2011
  14. Protein Cheik

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    On-loan winger, cleared by RYAN Taylor. What a load of absolute bollocks.
     
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    Protein Cheik, Sep 18, 2011
  15. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    ****ing laughable! Is there anywhere we can complain?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 18, 2011
  16. Geordie Gashead

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    The commentator on my stream said the same thing. As well as the Sky commentator during the Scunny game. ****ing idiots.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Sep 18, 2011
  17. -toon-fan-pete-

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    complete joke let them have their own little reports.

    i was listening to the game on bbc newcastle and when the said agbonlahor was giving the sponsors man of the match the john anderson started laughing saying except for his goal n one other shot he done nothing all game.
     
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  18. Smudger

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    He was lively but to give the Man of the Match to anyone other than Cabaye or maybe Given is laughable.
     
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    Smudger, Sep 18, 2011
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    ****ing muppets
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Sep 18, 2011
  20. Mod Face

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    Shocked they didn't still think Given was our keeper.
     
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