Met Police clear London of the eco protesters. They brought in a mobile pop up Job Centre ! please log in to view this image
I said to my son "Where are you going tonight all dressed up?" He said "I'm off to meet a new girl" I said "Don't forget to wear a, you know" "Wear a what dad?" he said. "You know, put a hat on" I said. "Do you mean a condom Dad?" he said. "No I mean a hat you ginger twat!"
