Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Loris has a broken arm
Vertonghen has a broken cheekbone
Eriksen has a broken heart
Pochettino has a broken belt
Aurier has broken his curfew
Rose hates Spurs
Toby hates Spurs
Alli has turned into Francis Jeffers
£1bn toilet
Signings are all ****e.
Spurs are ****ed.

 

At this rate Boots will run out of Savalon.

 

Yeh but arsenal are ****

 

I’m finding this slump perversely intriguing

It’s going bring changes at Spurs

They are needed

 

In all fairness, Brighton beat Watford 3-0 too ... and they haven't sacked their manager ... oh wait ... oops

 

Wrong thread?

There’s a “I love shaggin tranny’s” thread on page4

 

Just when spurs fans thought it couldn't get any worse.

Metth has changed teams again.

 

It’ll bring the changes that aren’t needed though.

The ones you need are the same ones we need.

 

You support a club that sacked their most successful manager ever so no sacking at any other club should come as a surprise to you

 

He’s got less damp.

 

The ones pulling the strings innit Tel...it’s them...I know this.

 

Bet your bums a bit sore after two humpings in a week bruv.

 

Damn straight

 

If you told a Spurs fan they’d concede 10 and score 2 in their last two games, it would be funny watching him think about possibly beating Brighton 2-1 but accepting the fact that Bayern beat them 9-0

Don’t worry lads you lost both.

 

Surely someone taking the piss

 

No mate he's genuine, even has book a coming out. It has no title though

 

Spuds

 

Least you've improved on the 7-2 loss today mate #smallsteps

 

Went out after 30 mins.

No clue, no guts, no effort, no nothing. The least you can do is put in a shift even if things aren’t going your way.

Utter disgrace. Nothing else to say.