The sausage thread

You get sexy white bits in the Summer

I don’t

Life’s a bitch for Browney

 

You get the big knob tho

 

Stop it

please log in to view this image

 

You owe me one for this

 

Who is this character?

Proper German sausage, CURRYWURST!

FFS!

Mongo and poof!

 

Square slice is the daddy of the sausage family.

Made in Scotland by engineers.

Close the thread and put this one down to another Nigel skelping.

 

Easier to cook too - without all the fat of normal sausages in skins

 

Have to disagree there mate ... memories of a Currywurst from a street vendor on a chilly winter night in Berlin has remained with me for almost 20 years now ... cracking snap

 

I'm not saying it's bad just that at times it isn't the best food in the whole world which is the way the Germans front it.

 

Not so fast Jocko.


In fact, the first sausages date back to a region called Mesopotamia. This area roughly equates to where modern day Iraq, Kuwait and some of Saudi Arabia are today. The dominant culture within this region was the Sumerians. It is these guys who take credit for inventing the sausage at some point around 3100BC


That weird square shaped thing is more like the sausages you get in a Mcmuffin.
Real sausages are penis shaped.

 

Germans don't know **** about beer and sausage. Get me a bucket of Bud Light and a good old fashioned footlong American hot dog and I will show you how to have a good time.

 

Currywurst is lush man.

 

I am a pirate sailing the high seas, making merry as I rob and pillage unsuspecting vessels, scoffing a few bratwurst in between.

 

I looked it up, Lorne Sausage. Haven't ever been to Scotland, may have to visit.

please log in to view this image

Looks like meatloaf.

 

Is that not a burger?

 

It's a square burger made from beef and called a sausage. It's best not to question these things.

 

My understanding is that the Scots found the concept of the true sausage shape too technically challenging, likewise the rounded burger ... hence they came up with the square hybrid thing ...

Apparently they had similar difficulties with the concept of the wheel too historically... hence early Scottish wagon travel was particularly bumpy until the corners of the wheels had worn away ...

 

You get 12 slices of squared sausage in iceland for a quid.

And that should tell you all you need to know about squared sausage and jockish people.

 

please log in to view this image