So I'm pretty sure I've told this joke before, but I've had an ale, so I don't care. A woman walks into her GP's surgery and finally gets to see her Doctor. When she goes into the room she explains; "So Dr I have a really embarrassing problem." "Don't worry." says the Dr, "I'm a medical professional, there's nothing which phases me. What's the issue? With that the lady pulls down her underwear, and there's a cork in her vagina. Hmmm, thinks the Dr. What on earth is going on there? With that, She pulls out the Cork, and her vagina sings... " Play up Pompey, Pompey play up" "So you can see," says the woman. "I'm worried. Is this common?" "Common?! " exclaimed the Dr. "19,000 ****s do that at Fratton Park every other weekend." Thank you, I'm here all week....
We will play Man City midweek in the cup and then be away to Man City again on the weekend in the league. Might as well stay up north and make it a training camp!
City away. Who could have four-seen that? I four one, don't care as four-tunately we beat the skates, who are four-ever in our shadow. Bless. I'll leave it now* *probably won't
It feels like Pompey are the lowest league side we’ve had for ages. Otherwise we just seem to mostly get PL or higher end Championship. Boring!
I must be a four-tune teller. Honestly we can beat Man City if we put out our strongest team. They'll play a reserve team with only 3 or 4 first teamers.