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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    I’m not surprised that Thomas Cook has collapsed, what with the prices they charge for holidays.

    Why, only last week my local butchers had a sign out saying ‘Turkey only £20’.
     
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    Thomas Cook have announced that the travel arrangements for Manchester United's Champion's League games remain unaffected.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 23, 2019
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    Wally Downes reckons MK Dons will beat Liverpool tonight.
    Don’t bet on it.
    Seriously Wally, Don’t bet on it!
     
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    Eamon Holmes, Sep 25, 2019
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    Just been reading about a bloke who killed a chap with 60 grade sandpaper.
    He told the court he only meant to rough him up a bit.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 25, 2019
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    I can make a guess as to where you read it
     
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    My wife says she's seriously thinking of leaving me over my sexual fetishes,
    I said "fine, slam my cock in the door on your way out"
     
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    Loveitupthebush, Sep 25, 2019
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    I played football yesterday on a pitch surfaced with compacted rubble and broken bricks

    We won 5-4 on aggregate.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 25, 2019
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    Good News - Apparently I've got the body of a 20 year old.
    Bad News - The Police want to know where she's buried.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 26, 2019
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 26, 2019
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 26, 2019
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 26, 2019
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 27, 2019
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 27, 2019
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