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Off Topic The Chubby Funster Has Shot His Bolt

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Sep 21, 2019.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Given the dregs of the transfer market once again by his clown of a boss, and falling out with his entire defence, the wheels look to have truly fallen off for El Chubbio as he oversees yet another defeat, all the while having access to the best striker in world football.

    Peaking last June as he delivered an unforgettable runners up CL campaign, it now appears that the lard train has come to a grinding halt. Is he good enough to put it right at Fortress Cockend Lane?
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah mate he's done there imho.

    He's just waiting for a new job offer I think. 6 years is along time these days at any club but 6 years of improving have yielded zilch.

    I thought he was taking the right piss when he spoke about "phase 2" following the CL final.

    6 years and man's talking about starting again from scratch, taking the right piss<laugh>
     
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    If I was Piskie I would unearth some bookmarked gems from Tel about how Poch is leaving Spurs for United but I’m not Piskie


    <laugh>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s a good manager, just treated like a mug by the mong owner and probably lost interest. He’s defo fat tho so lol.
     
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    Yup....Levy won’t spend a penny until that penny comes in first.

    Poch will win plenty with an open cheque book...whilst we will help Eddie Howe climb his managerial career step.
     
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  6. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    just a fat hispanic waiter?
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s definitely a waiter, all he seems to do is wait, perhaps he’ll start to do something soon.
     
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    He's been serving up a load of bull's testicles lately....
     
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  9. Sucky

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    I'm sure hell do something during...
    #phase2

    <laugh>
     
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    There was a bloke on TalkSport this week promoting his book on Spurs's epic European campaign last year. A ****ing book.

    It was radio, but I assume the presenters managed to keep a straight face.

    Who in the world of **** would read that ****e?
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Depressed spurs fan:
    I thought VAR was here to overturn clear and obvious mistakes, in this instance surely the decision has to stay with the on field officials. Unless you are Spurs and the goal shall be ruled out on the evidence of a skewed camera angle.

    Also, we had a clear and obvious penalty not given by the referee or VAR v Newcastle, I suspect bias and corruption is as rife in the VAR studio as it is on the pitch.



    Could you pass the salt please <laugh>
     
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    Thank **** for that! I thought maybe we had seen the end of the Dorset fantasist after reading the title.
     
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    Who do Spuds fans want if/when he goes?
     
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    Depressed spurs fan #2:

    The longer VAR goes on, the more it is becoming clear that it is just a tool used to benefit their favourite clubs and for referees to hide behind.


    #its a conspuracy
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Twitter spuds want moureen.

    I'm saying Eddie howe:bandit:
     
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    Anybody under 25 mil?
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I doubt Levy gives a **** who the fans want mind.
     
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    Depressed spurs fan #3

    Of course Poch has made mistakes, show me a manager who doesn`t, with the biggest one of all being that spat with Mike Dean, as now you can be sure that we`ll get very few or no favours from the officials, as they look to stick up for their colleague, even though he is a referee who officiates with an agenda in mind at times.


    Those darn officials again dagnammit!
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    What about VAR?
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m fairly sure @Hoddle Is A God has spent the last 6 years trying to convince himself that Poch is the real deal, but what I think he’s realising as we speak is that nobody will be the real deal so long as the Bald Seagull is Captain Of Cockend Lane.

    Poch just needs to make sure his stock doesn’t fall too much because I’m sure he’s still appealing to the likes of Ipswich and Leyton Orient at this point in time.

    He’s had six years now, his project should be in full swing... no other top 6 club would, or have accepted 0 trophies in this period.
     
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