I tell ya what boils my piss... Urinating in a kettle. Switching it on and waiting for the auto cut-off to function correctly. Meks a ****e cup of tea mind. Even if you do put the ****ing milk in first. You need at least 4 sugars to mek it palatable. Weird. (Spelt rite).
That was an era of natural selection known as the comfy coot eon. please log in to view this image Not to be confused with this era...comfy couch eon ! please log in to view this image
The settings on my new car stereo are awesome. I adjusted it to 'live' and... please log in to view this image
I know these bastard noises - it's an age thing, ''involuntary sounds on rising'' ........ all these youngsters mocking, think on ...... its coming your way eventually
When picking something up off the floor, my 4 year old nephew started mimicking those same noises I made. He wasn't taking the piss, I think he thought that was what you were supposed to do
My standard noise / call of the middle aged person picking something up, is the classic ‘Oo, ya fffffuck’
I haven't removed anything from our fridge for about 5 years without a plaintiff cry of Oohh, me knees. Drives the Missus mad apparently. As does the chortley grunts I often emit when reading posts on here. Happy days.