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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. DMD

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    Doris Stoke's daughter is now a newsreader in the US.


     
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    Not seen Hamburg lit up like that since 1945.
     
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  5. Ernie Shackleton

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    I tell ya what boils my piss...





    Urinating in a kettle. Switching it on and waiting for the auto cut-off to function correctly.





    Meks a ****e cup of tea mind.

    Even if you do put the ****ing milk in first.



    You need at least 4 sugars to mek it palatable.




    Weird. (Spelt rite).
     
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    That was an era of natural selection known as the comfy coot eon.

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    Not to be confused with this era...comfy couch eon !

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    The settings on my new car stereo are awesome. I adjusted it to 'live' and...




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    Another day of youth climate protests,,,

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    I went to a self harm group protest meeting yesterday, it was about cuts
     
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    I know these bastard noises - it's an age thing, ''involuntary sounds on rising'' ........ all these youngsters mocking, think on ...... its coming your way eventually <laugh>
     
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    When picking something up off the floor, my 4 year old nephew started mimicking those same noises I made.

    He wasn't taking the piss, I think he thought that was what you were supposed to do <laugh>
     
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    What is the point of posting this? These noises are perfectly normal.
     
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    My standard noise / call of the middle aged person picking something up, is the classic

    ‘Oo, ya fffffuck’
     
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  17. Ernie Shackleton

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    I haven't removed anything from our fridge for about 5 years without a plaintiff cry of Oohh, me knees.

    Drives the Missus mad apparently.


    As does the chortley grunts I often emit when reading posts on here.



    Happy days.
     
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    "Too old for this ****"
     
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