Went to Spoons and ordered some chicken burger only to be told all burgers are off they don't have any buns. "Send someone to Tesco it's 5 minutes away?" Got told they can't do that "I'll go for you if you want?" Sorry we can't do that.
I genuinely thought I was reply to you. If had a drink and was having to close one eye to still not be able to read. I woke up two hours later slumped in a chair in my garden.