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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    baked apple pie that
     
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    all mr kiplings assistants
     
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    All Made exceedingly good
     
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    listeners whenever Boris opened
     
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    His flies, got out
     
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    his well used utensil
     
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    and commenced frying an
     
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    supplied by President Putin
     
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    in a large metal
     
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    Novichok bought from Lidl
     
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