General Election 2019/20

Brackers is ridiculously Tory despite much of it being absolute ****e. Dr Phil got 59% of the vote last time and the Lib Dems **** all so guess he’ll be out and replaced by whoever the Tories can muster unless Nige puts someone into the mix too and Labour can steal it with a low %.

 

So the results so far are;

Tory and Brexit pact 11 votes
Lib Dem 7 votes
Green Party 7 votes
Labour 6 votes
Sucky's Gay Rights Party 4 votes....could form an alliance with Labour suppose.

 

Labour

 

With a late push I could win this.

Time to get some Russian dosh on board and steal some facebook data.

 

You're not

 

I vote brb, I even have the avatar up

 

Tactical voting. In my constituency we've got a dumb creationist believing Tory **** knuckle, the only credible challenger (in terms of numbers) is the Lib dem candidate (who was actually our MP for many years and did a great job locally)

So I'll be voting Lib Dem, in order to try and unseat the Tory ****wit

 

The lovely Esther Mcvey is my MP

She/Boris will be getting my X

The poor can quite frankly get tofuck

 

You're voting for a Scouser?

 

He’s voting for a clueless ****.

 

I thought I covered that?

 

As vile as the bindipping slag is yes I’ll be voting Tory

 

Won't be the Tories... and that is all

 

Have you always been a self harmer?

 

Yeah you go pix, that'll show em mate

 

hmm, tough one. I'd be inclined to vote Labour because of my local MP, but I trust Corbyn about as much as I trust Johnson, and I wouldn't put him in charge of a public toilet.
There's a communist candidate where I live, I think I'll give him a go, you know what you're getting with them, a bit of red terror would do the country a world of good and get rid of the parasitical upper classes.

 

Labour have absolutely no chance in my constituency so I couldn’t think of anything more worthless to do than vote in a GE. I’ll review this when Brexitstormaggedon happens and I’m forced into poverty and end up moving to Harpurhey.

 

It's weird this voting democracy stuff, most of you seem like normal semi educated well rounded people.

So why vote? It really means **** all in the grand scale of things.

I mean how many times will a party or pm **** you vigorously from behind before you click on "wait a minute red or blue, green or yellow, even a mix of them I'm being shagged here" .

Always, without fail, the same results or worse from those in power, those you voted into power.

Everytime.

Beyond madness for me tbh.
Especially this who will vote traditionally ie they've always voted red so will always vote red, well done plebs, or worse those who vote for someone the don't like because they dislike the other option more you ****s are real proper twats tbhBut carry on, and remember your vote counts guise

Your vote counts... guise

 

I suspect vote rigging, I'm sure @Tobes had more than three votes yesterday, now everyone is piling on me

 

Do you vote mate? Like really. I'm interested to know why you bother? You seem to know a bit about it so it's even more strange if you do actually vote in rl.