Team update: All references made are to the individual posters own ability and not that of any chairman, manager or player selected position. Gillingham FC - not606 team v Burton Albion (possibly!) CHAIRMAN: iffy's barber - Chairman S TEAM MANAGER: grumpygit - (to old to run and to fragile to dive) - Hessy Team mascot: alwaysright (face like a horse) - Tommy Trewblu Goalkeepers GeminiSwift (purely because he is nuts) - Flitney's position Kentish Man (toon connections) - Gazza Defence LadyGillingham (I like to go on storming runs so far up the pitch I get a bit of a nose bleed) - Fuller happyhammer (can i be Fuller) - Fuller brb (his legs will not carry him any further than the back line) Captain (because he's bossy and no body else has argued for it) - Frampton harryheadbutt (6ft 4, not as much hair perhaps but 5 years younger and also has a degree) - Lawrence Midfield MikeGills32 (because he always starts brightly, then people start to doubt him) - Montrose GFC-Matt (right of midfield has a deadly delivery - 'just like the postman', according to 'alwaysright') - ? BSG (the team performs poorly when I am not around) - J Payne GFCSTU (love to play but I like to play out wide left, and only have a left foot!!) - Barcham (loan) Striker Gemini's Son (only 4, so ideal for the job according to his dad) - Oli superbob (I'm **** at football - he states) - Oli Hoadie (used to play in this position - 'splits opinion' according to BSG so should be...) - Rooney Carras_Prodigy (i dont do anything for 80 minutes either but then manage to pull off something spectacular) - Rooney Manchester Gill (because he has shocking hair according to Carras_Prodigy) - S Payne Bench Warmers: Thom_The_Gill (dont mind a little sit down form time to time) Half Time refreshments, currently consist of: Home Team - Pint of real ale and a pie Opposition - Laxatives Plenty of player names still available...
This seems to fit in another way. In the past I have likened Fuller to Lord Lucan as he always goes missing. So it seems only right for a Lady to take his place.
I'd like to change my position to Trigger so that I can so I can sit on the side lines doing sod all (p.s I don't)
I will happily take a place on the bench as Garry Richards as I am tall in height and short on talent!
Your request has been declined, because you have admitted you don't sit on the side lines doing sod all, also the hair do story was better!
Team update: All references made are to the individual posters own ability and not that of any chairman, manager or player selected position. Gillingham FC - not606 team v Burton Albion (possibly!) CHAIRMAN: iffy's barber - Chairman S TEAM MANAGER: grumpygit - (to old to run and to fragile to dive) - Hessy PHYSIO: GillsGrl1966 Team mascot: alwaysright (face like a horse) - Tommy Trewblu Goalkeepers GeminiSwift (purely because he is nuts) - Flitney's position Kentish Man (toon connections) - Gazza Defence LadyGillingham (I like to go on storming runs so far up the pitch I get a bit of a nose bleed) - Fuller happyhammer (can i be Fuller) - Fuller brb (his legs will not carry him any further than the back line) Captain (because he's bossy and no body else has argued for it) - Frampton harryheadbutt (6ft 4, not as much hair perhaps but 5 years younger and also has a degree) - Lawrence Midfield MikeGills32 (because he always starts brightly, then people start to doubt him) - Montrose GFC-Matt (right of midfield has a deadly delivery - 'just like the postman', according to 'alwaysright') - ? BSG (the team performs poorly when I am not around) - J Payne GFCSTU (love to play but I like to play out wide left, and only have a left foot!!) - Barcham (loan) thegillsfan (often overlooked but aims to be consistent) - Martin Striker Gemini's Son (only 4, so ideal for the job according to his dad) - Oli superbob (I'm **** at football - he states) - Oli Hoadie (used to play in this position - 'splits opinion' according to BSG so should be...) - Rooney Carras_Prodigy (i dont do anything for 80 minutes either but then manage to pull off something spectacular) - Rooney Manchester Gill (because he has shocking hair according to Carras_Prodigy) - S Payne Bench Warmers: Thom_The_Gill (dont mind a little sit down form time to time) Ashford Gill (I am tall in height and short on talent!) - Richards Half Time refreshments, currently consist of: Home Team - Pint of real ale and a pie Opposition - Laxatives Plenty of player names still available...
