Favourite/ Most Annoying TV Commentator

I really dislike Alan Green it's the way he creams over certain players
Ruuuuuunaeeeeeyyy

As a kid John Helm was another one, his masturbation over Leeds Utd on local telly was too much .

He did a remarkable job covering the tragic events at VP , his reporting of that afternoon is equally etched into the mind as the images .

 

More ****ery from Girth Crooks

https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/garth-crooks.74781/

Welcome to the PL you pigs

 

On BBC Final Score, when Chelsea were two nil up over Sheff Utd, he said they would win at least 4-0. He said SU wouldn't score.

result 2-2

 

Eddie Waring.

 

Favs:
David 'he saw what he had to do, and he did it' Coleman, though his assessment of Asa Hartford as a whole hearted player was a classic 'Coleman's balls'.
Barry 'Just look at his face, just look at his face' Davies. Though when he started doing Ice skating he went down in my eyes.

Most annoying Most of them now...

Who's the one who did City vs Fulham all those years ago and told everyone his grandad lived in Hull and was a huge City fan? Well him...He's $hit

 

Couldn’t beat Murray Walker “The car he is driving is totally unique. As is the one in front which is absolutely identical.”

 

Commentating on rally cross "the advantage of being out in front is a clean windscreen so you can see where you're going" just as the lead car crashed into something.

 

Yes, I remember seeing that one.

Another was 'He is exactly 10 seconds ahead, or more approximately, 9.86 seconds'

 

Bill McLaren was excellent

 

Was going to put the same. Told you what you needed to know without being hysterical like some.
As Clive James wrote - “A commentator tells you what you need to know. A Colemantator tells you what you didn’t want to know in the first place.”

 

I can't believe nobodies mentioned the best commentator ever, David Burns

 

Keith Macklin’s bias towards Sheffield Wednesday was all too apparent years ago. “Hull City and Sheffield United dropping points away from home whilst Sheffield Wednesday picked up a point at home against the bottom club”.

 

He's already celebrated when we have Burns Night!

 

Hard to believe when you hear his measured, calm and well enunciated tones that back in the 1960s some papers complained of things being spoilt by Kenneth Wolstenholme’s over the top, excitable commentary.
Can you imagine the modern commentators if England won a World Cup in extra time?

 

He would be the best commentator if the only other candidate was Gollum Lloyd.

 

I actually like Burnsey.

 

Thanks uncle.

 

Yeah I do. Lovely fella.

 

'There'll be dancing tonight in the streets of...…..'

Insert as required.

 

A football commentator referred to dancing in the streets of Raith... Not in the calm tones of Bill McLaren though.