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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  2. I’ve practiced an hour every day for around the last decade or two, so you’d think they’d be okay by now!

    By the way, I used to play a lot of Bad Company. Mick’s outro solo on “Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love” was one of the first that I learned by ear.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Dip your cock in it instead, see if that works for you.
     
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    Tattoo done. <ok>
     
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  5. Commachio

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    this post is **** without a picture
     
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    It's all wrapped up at the moment I'll post it later.
     
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    Restore my faith in the world, tell me it has no reference to LFC.

    Please!
     
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    Um, 6 stars down my forearm. :angel:
     
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  9. I bet it says “Mo Salah”
    <doh>
     
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  11. Just back from a run.

    I’m going to be fcuked after tonight’s gig.
     
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  12. I bet if you lift each of those stars it reads M-O S-A-L-A

    You’ve missed the H off, ya daft bastard!

    Get back to the tattooist and sort it out.
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

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    If anyone chose to do a bit of shopping in Stratford today, beware there’s a short balding man with a blue carrier bag calling random members of the public “cucks”.
     
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  16. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I'd never get a footy tramp stamp tattooed on my body.
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’ve thought about it but reckon I’d have done it by now if I was ever going to.

    Bet some on here have some awful **** that seemed a good idea 20 years ago.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I just find them chavy.

    No offence to anybody like.
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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    Can't see that?
     
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