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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. Bunny

    Bunny Well-Known Member

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    Rovers
     
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    Bunny, Aug 28, 2019
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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Farts and kittens...it's got the lot.

     
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    DMD, Aug 28, 2019
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  3. DMD

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    DMD, Aug 28, 2019
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  4. Kempton

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    <laugh> Priceless.
     
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  5. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    It's essentially me and the Missus on a Sunday morning.









    I'm the cat obviously.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Aug 28, 2019
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  6. Kempton

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    Was thinking exactly the same <laugh>
     
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  7. Mr Hatem

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    I suspected you were a pussy

    ;)
     
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    Mr Hatem, Aug 28, 2019
  8. FER ARK

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    You both get pissed off by Mrs Shackleton’s farting? :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    FER ARK, Aug 28, 2019
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  9. Kempton

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    Mz Kempton is more than a match for Ernie's missus, trust me :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Kempton, Aug 28, 2019
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  10. balkan tiger

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    Now bear with me here, if it comes of it will give you a laugh.

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    ...and then horrify her by licking it off
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    balkan tiger, Aug 29, 2019
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  11. Mr Hatem

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    That's a bit risky, there might be a real "follow through" mixed in with the chocolate.
    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    Mr Hatem, Aug 29, 2019
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  13. balkan tiger

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    How the **** can you get halfway through the day without noticing you have a lump of chocolate (or a lump of anything for that matter) stuck between your bum cheeks?
     
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    balkan tiger, Aug 29, 2019
  14. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Who mentions halfway through the day??
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Aug 29, 2019
  15. balkan tiger

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    Kate :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    balkan tiger, Aug 29, 2019
  16. Ron Burguvdy

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    Ron Burguvdy, Aug 29, 2019
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  17. Chesh1recat

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    Well it will melt so shouldn't be a lump! But can't imagine how someone wouldn't even notice the melted chocolate. But I'll make an effort to imagine it in Kate's case.
     
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  18. TIGERSCAVE

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    Or better.... imagine it between Kate's buttocks....
     
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  19. Chesh1recat

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    That's what I meant!
     
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  20. Kempton

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    I don't think she's all that.
     
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    Kempton, Aug 29, 2019
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