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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Stephen hawkins went on a blind date.

    He came home with broken glasses, a broken wrist, and a badly bruised back.

    Apparently she stood him up
     
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    Paulpowersleftfoot, Aug 23, 2019
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  2. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    please log in to view this image

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  4. Cyclonic

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    Johnny Casson. <laugh>

     
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    Cyclonic, Aug 27, 2019
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    I found this by trying to see what words Alexa wouldn't say (very mature!) I'd never heard of this guy but the lyrics had me in stitches. It only works once though <laugh>
     
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  6. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    My Mum and Dad were both dwarves.

    All their lives they struggled to put food on the table.
     
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    Paulpowersleftfoot, Aug 28, 2019
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    A soldier survived mustard gas in the war and pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran!
     
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    Reebok, Aug 28, 2019
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    Talking of war ................................. <laugh>

     
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  9. Ron

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    upload_2019-8-31_0-0-40.png .
     
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    Ron, Aug 30, 2019
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    It would seem that on Beverley Westwood, there is a speed limit for cattle.
    I wonder if anyone has got a ticket? That does seem to be a bull with udders...
    Westwood40Sign.jpg
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    WARNING. The clip below is filled with swearing. If you can't stand the C word, please avoid the link.

     
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    Cyclonic, Sep 6, 2019
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    It says a lot about the sensitive nature of the world we live in nowadays that you even felt like you had to put the warning at the top mate
     
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    OddDog Mild mannered janitor
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    I thought he was talking about "cricket" <laugh>
     
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    OddDog, Sep 6, 2019
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    Yep gone ridiculous, cant say nought these days without offending someone.I go to work on the train and every day people just glued to their phones with no one talking.Was so much simplier back in 90s!
     
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    Ste D, Sep 7, 2019
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    E8397CE9-0DDA-4C56-A7D3-4018752D6101.jpeg
     
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    karlos5001, Sep 7, 2019
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    OddDog, Sep 12, 2019
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    Two men sitting a pub.

    Mate: "You're looking a bit down, what's the problem?"
    Dave: "I've had a a gut full."
    Mate: "Why."
    Dave: "I built the church all by myself, but nobody says...look there goes Dave the builder. I swam the channel and no one says ...look there's Dave the swimmer. And I climbed the range over there, and still nobody gives a ****. But **** one lousy sheep and ......"
     
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    Cyclonic, Sep 13, 2019
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    I read this the other day but you only posted it this morning. Can't think where I read it though
     
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    Ron, Sep 13, 2019
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    I can't either.
     
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  20. OddDog

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    Think Geoff Boycott ;)
     
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    OddDog, Sep 13, 2019
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