Tinned tomatoes are excellent. Unlike the sauces they are not loaded with salt and sugar and it’s already cooked. Fry up some onions, chilli or whatever and it’s so so quick. Pro-tip if you have young children like ours were. Put the tinned toms straight into a food processor for a few seconds. It stops them picking out the lumps and leaving them #veggiesbystealth
I officially feel like I am on holiday now Just put my Out of Office on my work email, turned off the work laptop and diverted the on call phone to my colleague. Summer starts now!
My holiday starts in 12 days. Off to my place on the Costa Blanca, and will shortly be watching the highlights of the La Vuelta time trials, which took place in the local town of Torrevieja, on Saturday, so I can see how many sites I recognise, in anticipation of my visit.
Yeah, I thought so. And going overboard with raw garlic is entirely understandable. I would probably do that myself. I will try to remember that lesson.
I went to the Doctor with hearing problems. He said "Can you describe the symptoms?" I said: “Homer’s a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.”
Indeed. Cats will find you comfortable but will bugger off as soon as they get hungry, never to come back. Dogs will whimper, bark, lick your face, move you about, and then may even try to get help. Incidentally, some people have pet pigs and they will eat you. Fairly soon too, as they are picky about meat freshness. Just saying.
Here's one for ya. As Storm season gets fully up and running in the USA, President Trump has asked about the viability of "Nuking The Hurricanes." Fantastic idea, Mr President, we'll get back to you. Note: I think the restraint jacket might be needed earlier in the day from now on.