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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 23, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Any of you lads do it?

    I’m a bit hairy so got the wife to shave my back (in a hotel room) which feels really smooth now.

    It will make me more aerodynamic in the pool no doubt too.
     
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  4. Mowgli311080

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    I'd never shave my chest, reckon I'd look like a POW. Back's getting hairier as I get older and if I go swimming I do get the missus to give it a quick going over, hairy back and shoulders is not a good look.
     
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    Anyone else waiting for Chippy's

    "Is it manly to get a brazilian" thread.

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    Agree mate. Feel more confident now without a thatch across the shoulders.
     
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    I have ****ing standards mate.
     
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  8. Mowgli311080

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    it's when you see guys with it poking over the collar of their t-shirt :eek:
     
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    Agreed. It looks horrid. Hairy bastards.
     
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  10. LiamO

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    Is a round blob aerodynamic?
     
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    I’m feeling like one with all these kebabs and Efes in me. Although found a local bar with Tuborg and Bomonti now.
     
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    Love Tuborg Amber. And çağ kebap. Delish
     
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

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    I let our lass shave my pubes a few months back. Never again! Itchy as fook!

    Same when I try to grow a beard, gets to a certain length and again unbearably itchy.
    I guess I have quite thick hair which makes a nice sharp point when cut.
     
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    I like an extra spicy Adana mate. Followed by a Testi kebab.

    Get
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    I’d never do the pubes. A trim.. neatly bombing the trimmings down a hotel bog yes... kojak.. nope. I’d be scratching my balls more than normal.
     
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    Now it will grow 8x faster. She'll be well annoyed with you asking her every other week! <laugh>
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

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    Nothing wrong with waxing or shaving ACS if its required. No woman wants a bloke with a carpet on his front and back. It takes me back to the muff situation. I wouldn't be happy unfurling some black forest rug so why expect a lass to want it all over?

    It depends on your hairyness levels with the chest though - I couldn't be arsed constantly waxing/shaving to look like I'm part of the GB diving team.

    However if you get super hairy to the point that if you where a shirt open necked you have a muff billowing out the top, get that **** shaved off you 80's darts reject.
     
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    I have to say that is incredibly brave and suggests a very strong relationship. I wouldn't let her near by nutsack and schlong with a razor in hand.
     
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    I'm guessing he's dive-bombed all the water out of the pool, which is why he's worrying about aerodynamics rather than hydrodynamics...
     
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  20. Schlem Boogerman

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    There's plenty spare if she slips and cuts a bit off <laugh>
     
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