There have been quite a few famous Bruces over the centuries – Robert the Bruce, Bruce Woodcock, Bruce Forsyth….. On Sunday there’ll be contest between Poch’s style and that of the latest Bruce to hit any headlines. (If “style” is the right word for what this one does!). So I opted for a song by a rather more gifted Bruce for this week’s prediction. On Sunday we’ll watch the game on the pitch at the start of our PL dream. We know we’ll beat the Barcodes and revel in beating inferior teams. Sprung from houses in N17, blue-clad, white-shirted, when stepping out every time. Whoah, Harry! we fans love the shirt on your back, inspiration! It's a habit for us, we followed you when we were young! Cos teams like ours, Tottnam, they’ve been trained to run Yes, Bruce, they have! Tottnam, you will win, we’re gonna be your fans, we wanna see our dreams and visions! Just turn and run 'round these Barcode boys, and slap four goals right past their keeper. Together we can reach the top, we'll sing till we drop, you know we'll never look back! Whoah, will you play for me out on the pitch? Cos, Tottnam, we’re just ageing Spurs supporters but we gotta know if it’s real. We wanna know you love us fans, Tottnam, we wanna know your love is real Oh can you show me Huh! Now! Down at the Palace, Roy-Hodge-powered, they slide down the Premier League. And Newcastle stare in rear view mirrors cos survival is just so hard Whilst other teams rise up bold and stark, these teams huddle on the basement floor. I wanna dance with you, Tottnam, on the streets tonight in an everlasting bliss Huh! One, two, three, four! Our team is filled with Tottnam heroes on a PL power drive: Alderweireld’s gonna score one tonight and there’s a goal for Son besides; Together, Harry, we can cope with the Barcodes, I'll love you and Lucas when he gets a goal. Whoah, someday, Poch, I don't know when We're gonna win the CL, where we really want to go, and we'll walk in the sun - But till then teams like ours, Tottnam, you’ve been trained to run Ah well now, teams like ours, Tottnam, they were trained to run Come on Tottnam, teams like ours, Tottnam, you were trained to run Whoah whoah whoah-whoah Hmm hmm hmm-hmm etc Prediction: Spurs 4 Newcastle 0 Scorers: Alderweireld, Moura, Kane, Son
