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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    And some seating for the 10 thousand or so fans that get locked out I hope <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. RedorDead

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    Google this
    why corn flakes invented
     
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  3. wings-of-a-crow

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    they work... make it really hard to get a grip,
     
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  4. wizered

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    Tinpot.
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  7. RedorDead

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    My wife and I went to the auction mart the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

    'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
     
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  8. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    Old ones are the best
     
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  9. RedorDead

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    In the family stand as well.


     
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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    That was tame really. Ex Gas players get worse at the Gate <ok>
    Taylor got worse from other stands during the game! Some was over the line too. There were chants about partying when he is dead. Now on a day when we were remembering Junior Agogo passing, that chant was very bad taste.
     
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  11. RedorDead

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    F***king brilliant..<laugh><laugh>
     
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  13. RedorDead

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    My wife told me that sex is so much better abroad on holiday. Not the best post card I've had to be honest.
     
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  16. RedorDead

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    Wrong thread Dopey
     
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    You were up early! You wet the bed or something???? ;)
     
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  18. RedorDead

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    Working, it’s where people do things for a company and gets paid (well sort off) for it.
     
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  19. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Working? If you were working, why were you on here? ;) Were you just being naughty like the rest of us? Tut tut!!
     
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  20. RedorDead

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    Truthfully?

    I work from home for an hour before I go into the office. I get calls saying this or that don’t work so I’m logged on ready for them.
    Then I get called on the way and they think I’m selfish for driving to the office and not helping them.
     
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