Well last week at least Devo and Woopert got 1 correct score but I fear we have gone from as useless as a fart in a thunderstorm to an ashtray on a motor bike - Devo and Woops top scored with 7 leaving the ashtray (me) with a most forgettable 3 - Woops 13 Devo 11 Ashtray 9 This time next week I should be fast asleep on a Singapore Airlines A380 en route to Thiefrow landing at a very indecent 0555 to start a 5 week holiday in the land of my birth and citizenship having steadfastly refused Australian citizenship for the past 30 odd years - if your born English you croak English can't change that. Having said all that here are the selections for you to have a squiz at and I will collate on my return the first week in October - Premier League - Friday 23rd August Aston Villa20:00Everton 1-1 Saturday 24th August Premier League Norwich City12:30Chelsea 0-2 Brighton & Hove Albion15:00Southampton 1-2 Manchester United15:00Crystal Palace 3-0 Sheffield United15:00Leicester City 0-1 Watford15:00West Ham United 2-1 Liverpool17:30Arsenal 2-1 Sunday 25th August AFC Bournemouth14:00Manchester City 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur16:30Newcastle United 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers16:30Burnley 1-1 Saturday 31st August Blackpool15:00Portsmouth 2-1 Southampton12:30Manchester United 2-1 Chelsea15:00Sheffield United 2-0 Crystal Palace15:00Aston Villa 2-1 Leicester City15:00AFC Bournemouth 1-1 Manchester City15:00Brighton & Hove Albion 3-0 Newcastle United15:00Watford 1-0 West Ham United15:00Norwich City 2-1 Burnley17:30Liverpool 1-3 Sunday 1st September Everton14:00Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1 Arsenal16:30Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Saturday 7th September MK Dons12:00AFC Wimbledon 1-1 Doncaster Rovers12:30Rotherham United 2-0 Bristol Rovers15:00Accrington Stanley 2-1 Coventry City15:00Blackpool 2-2 Fleetwood Town15:00Oxford United 2-0 Portsmouth15:00Southend United 2-0 Rochdale15:00Ipswich Town 0-2 Shrewsbury Town15:00Peterborough United 1-1 Sunderland15:00Burton Albion 2-1 Tranmere Rovers15:00Gillingham 1-1 Wycombe Wanderers15:00Lincoln City 2-1 Saturday 14th September Bury15:00Portsmouth (Maybe) 0-2 Liverpool12:30Newcastle United 2-0 Brighton & Hove Albion15:00Burnley 2-1 Manchester United15:00Leicester City 1-0 Sheffield United15:00Southampton 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur15:00Crystal Palace 3-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers15:00Chelsea 0-1 Norwich City17:30Manchester City 0-3 Sunday 15th September AFC Bournemouth14:00Everton 2-1 Watford16:30Arsenal 1-3 Monday 16th September Aston Villa20:00West Ham United 1-1 Tuesday 17th September Bristol Rovers19:45Gillingham 1-0 Coventry City19:45AFC Wimbledon 3-0 Doncaster Rovers19:45Blackpool 1-2 Fleetwood Town19:45Bury 3-0 MK Dons19:45Ipswich Town 0-2 Portsmouth19:45Burton Albion 1-0 Rochdale19:45Lincoln City 0-2 Shrewsbury Town19:45Southend United 2-1 Sunderland19:45Rotherham United 2-0 Tranmere Rovers19:45Peterborough United 0-1 Wycombe Wanderers19:45Accrington Stanley 2-0 Bolton Wanderers20:00Oxford United 1-0 Friday 20th September Southampton20:00AFC Bournemouth 2-1 Saturday 21st September Wycombe Wanderers15:00Portsmouth 2-1 Saturday 21st September Leicester City12:30Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 Burnley15:00Norwich City 1-1 Crystal Palace15:00Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1 Everton15:00Sheffield United 2-1 Manchester City15:00Watford 2-0 Newcastle United17:30Brighton & Hove Albion 2-1 Sunday 22nd September West Ham United14:00Manchester United 1-2 Arsenal16:30Aston Villa 3-0 Chelsea16:30Liverpool 1-2 Saturday 28th September Portsmouth15:00Bolton Wanderers 3-0 Saturday 28th September Sheffield United12:30Liverpool 0-2 Aston Villa15:00Burnley 1-1 AFC Bournemouth15:00West Ham United 2-1 Chelsea15:00Brighton & Hove Albion 2-0 Crystal Palace15:00Norwich City 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur15:00Southampton 2-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers15:00Watford 2-1 Leicester City17:30Newcastle United 1-1 Sunday 29th September Everton16:30Manchester City 1-3 Monday 30th September Manchester United20:00Arsenal 1-2 RiteyHo chaps that's it feast your mincers on that lot and good luck - Cheers
Blimey that's some list! Premier League - Friday 23rd August Aston Villa20:00Everton 0-1 Saturday 24th August Premier League Norwich City12:30Chelsea 1-1 Brighton & Hove Albion15:00Southampton 2-1 Manchester United15:00Crystal Palace 3-0 Sheffield United15:00Leicester City 2-2 Watford15:00West Ham United 1-1 Liverpool17:30Arsenal 2-1 Sunday 25th August AFC Bournemouth14:00Manchester City 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur16:30Newcastle United 3-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers16:30Burnley 2-0 Saturday 31st August Blackpool15:00Portsmouth 1-0 Southampton12:30Manchester United 1-1 Chelsea15:00Sheffield United 4-0 Crystal Palace15:00Aston Villa 2-2 Leicester City15:00AFC Bournemouth 1-1 Manchester City15:00Brighton & Hove Albion 5-1 Newcastle United15:00Watford 2-1 West Ham United15:00Norwich City 2-0 Burnley17:30Liverpool 0-2 Sunday 1st September Everton14:00Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-0 Arsenal16:30Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Saturday 7th September MK Dons12:00AFC Wimbledon 2-0 Doncaster Rovers12:30Rotherham United 2-1 Bristol Rovers15:00Accrington Stanley 3-0 Coventry City15:00Blackpool 2-0 Fleetwood Town15:00Oxford United 2-1 Portsmouth15:00Southend United 3-1 Rochdale15:00Ipswich Town 0-2 Shrewsbury Town15:00Peterborough United 1-2 Sunderland15:00Burton Albion 3-1 Tranmere Rovers15:00Gillingham 1-2 Wycombe Wanderers15:00Lincoln City 1-2 Saturday 14th September Bury15:00Portsmouth (Maybe) 0-2 Liverpool12:30Newcastle United 3-0 Brighton & Hove Albion15:00Burnley 2-0 Manchester United15:00Leicester City 3-1 Sheffield United15:00Southampton 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur15:00Crystal Palace 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers15:00Chelsea 1-1 Norwich City17:30Manchester City 0-2 Sunday 15th September AFC Bournemouth14:00Everton 1-1 Watford16:30Arsenal 1-1 Monday 16th September Aston Villa20:00West Ham United 2-1 Tuesday 17th September Bristol Rovers19:45Gillingham 2-1 Coventry City19:45AFC Wimbledon 3-0 Doncaster Rovers19:45Blackpool 2-2 Fleetwood Town19:45Bury 4-0 MK Dons19:45Ipswich Town 1-1 Portsmouth19:45Burton Albion 2-1 Rochdale19:45Lincoln City 0-3 Shrewsbury Town19:45Southend United 2-0 Sunderland19:45Rotherham United 3-2 Tranmere Rovers19:45Peterborough United 1-2 Wycombe Wanderers19:45Accrington Stanley 3-3 Bolton Wanderers20:00Oxford United 0-2 Friday 20th September Southampton20:00AFC Bournemouth 3-2 Saturday 21st September Wycombe Wanderers15:00Portsmouth 2-1 Saturday 21st September Leicester City12:30Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Burnley15:00Norwich City 2-0 Crystal Palace15:00Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-2 Everton15:00Sheffield United 3-0 Manchester City15:00Watford 3-0 Newcastle United17:30Brighton & Hove Albion 1-1 Sunday 22nd September West Ham United14:00Manchester United 1-1 Arsenal16:30Aston Villa 3-0 Chelsea16:30Liverpool 1-1 Saturday 28th September Portsmouth15:00Bolton Wanderers 4-1 Saturday 28th September Sheffield United12:30Liverpool 0-2 Aston Villa15:00Burnley 2-0 AFC Bournemouth15:00West Ham United 1-0 Chelsea15:00Brighton & Hove Albion 2-0 Crystal Palace15:00Norwich City 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur15:00Southampton 2-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers15:00Watford 0-0 Leicester City17:30Newcastle United 1-0 Sunday 29th September Everton16:30Manchester City 0-0 Monday 30th September Manchester United20:00Arsenal 0-0 Enjoy your hols
Premier League - Friday 23rd August Aston Villa20:00Everton 0 - 2 Saturday 24th August Premier League Norwich City12:30Chelsea 1 - 2 Brighton & Hove Albion15:00Southampton 2 - 2 Manchester United15:00Crystal Palace 3 - 0 Sheffield United15:00Leicester City 1 - 2 Watford15:00West Ham United 1 - 1 Liverpool17:30Arsenal 3 - 1 Sunday 25th August AFC Bournemouth14:00Manchester City 1 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur16:30Newcastle United 3 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers16:30Burnley 2 - 1 Saturday 31st August Blackpool15:00Portsmouth 1 - 1 Southampton12:30Manchester United 1 - 2 Chelsea15:00Sheffield United 3 - 1 Crystal Palace15:00Aston Villa 2 - 2 Leicester City15:00AFC Bournemouth 1 - 2 Manchester City15:00Brighton & Hove Albion 4 - 1 Newcastle United15:00Watford 2 - 2 West Ham United15:00Norwich City 2 - 1 Burnley17:30Liverpool 0 - 3 Sunday 1st September Everton14:00Wolverhampton Wanderers 2 - 3 Arsenal16:30Tottenham Hotspur 2 - 2 Saturday 7th September MK Dons12:00AFC Wimbledon 2 - 2 Doncaster Rovers12:30Rotherham United 2 - 2 Bristol Rovers15:00Accrington Stanley 2 - 1 Coventry City15:00Blackpool 1 - 1 Fleetwood Town15:00Oxford United 2 - 3 Portsmouth15:00Southend United 3 - 1 Rochdale15:00Ipswich Town 1 - 3 Shrewsbury Town15:00Peterborough United 2 - 2 Sunderland15:00Burton Albion 3 - 1 Tranmere Rovers15:00Gillingham 1 - 2 Wycombe Wanderers15:00Lincoln City 1 - 1 Saturday 14th September Bury15:00Portsmouth (Maybe) 0 - 3 Liverpool12:30Newcastle United 4 - 1 Brighton & Hove Albion15:00Burnley 2 - 1 Manchester United15:00Leicester City 3 - 2 Sheffield United15:00Southampton 1 - 1 Tottenham Hotspur15:00Crystal Palace 3 - 1 Wolverhampton Wanderers15:00Chelsea 2 - 1 Norwich City17:30Manchester City 1 - 3 Sunday 15th September AFC Bournemouth14:00Everton 2 - 1 Watford16:30Arsenal 1 - 2 Monday 16th September Aston Villa20:00West Ham United 2 - 2 Tuesday 17th September Bristol Rovers19:45Gillingham 2 - 0 Coventry City19:45AFC Wimbledon 3 - 0 Doncaster Rovers19:45Blackpool 2 - 2 Fleetwood Town19:45Bury 4 - 1 MK Dons19:45Ipswich Town 1 - 2 Portsmouth19:45Burton Albion 3 - 1 Rochdale19:45Lincoln City 1 - 2 Shrewsbury Town19:45Southend United 2 - 0 Sunderland19:45Rotherham United 2 - 2 Tranmere Rovers19:45Peterborough United 1 - 2 Wycombe Wanderers19:45Accrington Stanley 3 - 2 Bolton Wanderers20:00Oxford United 1 - 2 Friday 20th September Southampton20:00AFC Bournemouth 3 - 2 Saturday 21st September Wycombe Wanderers15:00Portsmouth 2 - 2 Saturday 21st September Leicester City12:30Tottenham Hotspur 0 - 1 Burnley15:00Norwich City 2 - 2 Crystal Palace15:00Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 - 2 Everton15:00Sheffield United 3 - 1 Manchester City15:00Watford 3 - 0 Newcastle United17:30Brighton & Hove Albion 1 - 2 Sunday 22nd September West Ham United14:00Manchester United 1 - 2 Arsenal16:30Aston Villa 3 - 1 Chelsea16:30Liverpool 1 - 2 Saturday 28th September Portsmouth15:00Bolton Wanderers 3 - 1 Saturday 28th September Sheffield United12:30Liverpool 1 - 3 Aston Villa15:00Burnley 2 - 1 AFC Bournemouth15:00West Ham United 1 - 0 Chelsea15:00Brighton & Hove Albion 2 - 1 Crystal Palace15:00Norwich City 2 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur15:00Southampton 2 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers15:00Watford 2 - 0 Leicester City17:30Newcastle United 1 - 0 Sunday 29th September Everton16:30Manchester City 0 - 2 Monday 30th September Manchester United20:00Arsenal 1 - 1 Have a great holiday anti