**** sake, someone is really miffed at being elbowed out by HIAG. Don't worry, we'll play some golf again one day.
You're supposed to park your car crashed into the pump, that way you get free petrol spraying in the air.
Never once heard anyone in America call a flip flop a "slider"... Heard flip flops called "thongs" on occasion but no one here calls it a slider
Flip flops have always been flip flops. Sliders used to be slippers for teen girls when I was a lad and called (funnily enough) slippers.
I patronise nobody, Quentin ... I take Matth as I find him and he is not immune to being the subject of my rather individual 'humour' ... although I don't feel any compulsion to belittle or insult him unduly ... PS I have it on good authority that he sees you more as a plump and ponderous larvae, rather than a hardcore wasp ...
Complete bollocks ... put your foot on the flippy, then pull a sock over everything ... helps keep the flippy in place ... becoming a very popular look in northern parts