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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Ohhh got goosebumps reading that.
    That's emotional
     
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  2. DMD

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    Okay, it's probably just me, but did anyone else chuckle at the reaction to the so called 'best joke' at the Edinburgh Fringe?

    I think the joke was pretty naff, "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets".

    What tickled me was that of all the groups to complain about offensive remarks in public...."Tourette's charity wants apology over award-winning joke" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49395718
     
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  3. Plum

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    I thought the joke was ok, but that's all. Nothing for anyone to complain about imo.
     
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  4. DMD

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    It would have been better if the comment from the judges was "**** off".
     
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  5. Mr Hatem

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    I'm sorry, jokes are now illegal.
     
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  6. DMD

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    They'd have to prove I wasn't being serious.
     
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  7. Mr Hatem

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  8. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    It won't affect you.
     
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  9. Mr Hatem

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    ?
     
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  10. Sir Cheshire Ben

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  11. balkan tiger

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    Mike is better.
     
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  12. DMD

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. DMD

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    Are you a romantic, or dirty minded?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Mr Hatem

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    You've got me.
     
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  15. Anal Frank Fingers

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    Looks like they are being romantic to me. I like a good, energetic, sweaty romance session, me.
     
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  16. Ernie Shackleton

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    Appalling. Shocking. Perverse. Sick and twisted.




    Which fetid spawn of the devil's jism forced a piece with a north facing tab into a piece with a north facing edge?

    The moral laws of the Universe have been royally ****ed in the arse here.
     
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  17. balkan tiger

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    Well spotted.
     
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  18. DMD

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    It's a puzzle and no mistake.
     
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  19. Mr Hatem

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    It all fits together nicely.
     
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  20. LeftSaidFred

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    You live in solitude on the top of a mountain?
     
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