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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    What do you call a Teletubbie that’s been burgled?

    A Tubbie
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Someone threw a piece of cheese at my head.

    Not very mature.
     
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    6B852FCD-D3CB-4945-B0D4-707C67063507.jpeg
     
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    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Can you imagine how sad it must be to have your personality and attitudes wired in such a way as to feel it necessary to make an issue out of harmless things like this...

    Edinburgh Fringe: Tourette's charity wants apology over award-winning joke https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49395718

    I think they need to have a word with themselves.

    Thundercats.
     
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    Need to have a ****in word ****s
     
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    is there anything out there that wont upset at least one non binary object
    (phew nearly said person)
     
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    Women live an average of 6 to 8 years longer than men.

    This is primarily because they don’t have wives.
     
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    Huge lol. One of the best and I've read them all!
     
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    Bernard ☺️‏@VivaLesVegas Aug 19
    Good morning to everyone except Owen Jones
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    In other news,
    I was attacked by 4 people last night,
    the attack only lasted less than a minute but in that time I learned that the were far left,
    were fans of Earasure,
    one doesn’t see his family
    and one has a dairy allergy.
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    A SHORT LOVE STORY

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

    "'Good", she replied. "Get your own ****ing blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted loudly.

    THE END
     
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    Who doesn’t like a bit of Clouseau?

     
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