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    What do you call a Teletubbie that’s been burgled?

    A Tubbie
     
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    Someone threw a piece of cheese at my head.

    Not very mature.
     
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    Women live an average of 6 to 8 years longer than men.

    This is primarily because they don’t have wives.
     
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    In other news,
    I was attacked by 4 people last night,
    the attack only lasted less than a minute but in that time I learned that the were far left,
    were fans of Earasure,
    one doesn’t see his family
    and one has a dairy allergy.
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