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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Umpire to Root, “don’t now tie his laces”
     
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    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    While he’s down and out check his pockets for sandpaper
     
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    "He's a bit of a turkey, so let's grab a leg each, pull them wide apart, and make a wish!"
     
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    It was simple and worked I name San Di the winner
     
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  5. San Diego

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    Yeah, nice one!!!

    Thank you kindly, here's next

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    Politicians issued new headphones for the house of commons. Hopefully now the left wing can hear the right wing
     
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    Sorry What
     
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    "Earth to Dianne Abbott, Earth to Dianne Abbott, can you hear me ?"
     
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    "Wow, Coldplay sound even better wearing these super new state of the art headphones !"
     
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    "Wow, Coldplay sound so much better wearing these super new state of the art sound blockers!"


    (with thanks to Wooperts for the inspiration :emoticon-0105-wink: )
     
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    These plungers to clear blocked toilets are difficult to use
     
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    So let me get this right you piss into the red and it comes out of the blue as drinkable water
     
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    "I feel a right tit wearing these free NHS hearing aids"
     
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    So this is the new protective head gear that the Aussies are going to wear when Archer is bowling?
     
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    "Those buggers told me these were the latest thing in headwear direct from Paris"
     
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    if you close one eye and stick your tounge out you can almost get radio one
     
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    Reckon I'll call this one the winner.

    Well done, kiwi <applause>
     
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    thank you sd
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    Just pull the trigger and stop going bang bang bang
     
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    Spot the Irish person !!
     
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