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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Wilf Taylor, Aug 19, 2019.

  1. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    What day is it?

    Chazz is a ladies man nowadays. He’ll be living wherever he lays his hat...
     
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  2. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Stop stalking me you ****ing weirdo. Ta
     
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  3. DMD

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    Well this escalated.
     
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  4. DMD

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    What sort of a name is 'Pidsea' anyway? At least you can visualise Burt n Agnes.
     
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  5. Barchullona

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    StanCity Rocker says there is a pub near him called the Nancy. There is a Nancy in Burton Pidsea.
     
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  6. Mr Hatem

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    You're calling me weird?
     
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  7. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Will Jenny not give you a lift?
     
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  8. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    ?
     
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  9. GLP

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    I used to work for a company in the South West that had a colleague called Peter Schindler - His role was to look after and maintain all the price lists for this FMCG company for all sectors. I kid you not - Schindler’s Lists wore pretty thin.
     
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  10. Mr Hatem

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    Maybe he should've used thicker paper?
     
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  11. cheshireles

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    At least you can be gone for a burton, maybe if you're down your local and get taken short you could be gone for a pidsea!
     
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  12. Wilf Taylor

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    Sorry I can't give my exact location, TV Licensing still hasn't caught up with me. Anyway, thanks for all the interest and the extremely witty bon hommie displayed by so many posters. I know Stan City Rocker, Unfortunately he's too busy to get to many games (he's far too unreliable anyway, being in a band for over 40 years has taken its toll). Again thanks for the interest and time and effort that's gone into so many hilarious ripostes, pure comedy gold. It's good to know the age of music hall isn't dead.
     
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  13. DMD

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    No worries Wilf. WE'RE BEHIND YOU. <ok>
     
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  14. Wilf Taylor

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    Oh no you're not!
     
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  15. Clovis Iscariot

    Clovis Iscariot Well-Known Member

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    I can give you a lift Wilf if you get in touch for time etc etc. A nice bit of offal will suffice for payment. (I assume you are THE Wilf Taylor.)
     
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  16. Stan City Rocker

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    He doesn’t trust me anymore, not reliable enough.
     
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  17. Stockholm Tiger

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    Which on of you is the real Count Arthur Strong?
     
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  18. Wilf Taylor

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    Thanks for the offer Clovis. I'll DM you if that's okay. Yes I am THE Wilf Taylor, who else would I be? I see you've kindly offered to take payment in meat products, which is good for me. What's your preference in offal?
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

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    They say a good heart these days is hard to find???
     
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  20. Real ale tiger

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    I think this could escalate
     
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