I used to work for a company in the South West that had a colleague called Peter Schindler - His role was to look after and maintain all the price lists for this FMCG company for all sectors. I kid you not - Schindler’s Lists wore pretty thin.
At least you can be gone for a burton, maybe if you're down your local and get taken short you could be gone for a pidsea!
Sorry I can't give my exact location, TV Licensing still hasn't caught up with me. Anyway, thanks for all the interest and the extremely witty bon hommie displayed by so many posters. I know Stan City Rocker, Unfortunately he's too busy to get to many games (he's far too unreliable anyway, being in a band for over 40 years has taken its toll). Again thanks for the interest and time and effort that's gone into so many hilarious ripostes, pure comedy gold. It's good to know the age of music hall isn't dead.
I can give you a lift Wilf if you get in touch for time etc etc. A nice bit of offal will suffice for payment. (I assume you are THE Wilf Taylor.)
Thanks for the offer Clovis. I'll DM you if that's okay. Yes I am THE Wilf Taylor, who else would I be? I see you've kindly offered to take payment in meat products, which is good for me. What's your preference in offal?