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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 18, 2019.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I go as far as pretending I haven't heard them when they shout at me to move. Mrs luv tells me off for it and once pretended I was deaf.
     
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  2. <laugh> do you get threatened with violence very often?!
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Not directly but you can tell they are proper fuming. I like it when I get a few of them and there's a Q behind me and they all start getting annoyed. The reaction is so extreme for the situation. <laugh>
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    yeah, but that isn't the way it's written, it's implied they'll miss out on top 6 and have to settle for the play-offs.
     
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  5. It's like people getting homicidal in the supermarket queue because someone's using money off vouchers <rofl>
     
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    The conversation is pointless anyway

    No way in hell we finish top 6 in the Champ next year, mid table at best
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ^^^ uses money off vouchers
     
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  9. Never in my life - but only because I'm so bloody disorganised I never remember them.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    At the food bank too<laugh>:bandit:
     
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    Hmmm...think about it.....Imagine you're @Commachio on your way home from the night shift, and he needs to quickly stop off at the 24 hour shop for some much loved sausages on the way home.

    He's tired, he's got his backpack with him, and that nice new shining kitchen knife set his mate gave him today at work, in the bag waiting to be used.

    He strolls up to the only checkout open, and a guy in front of him, we'll call him Dan, whips out a load of coupons that's going to take the cashier the next ten minutes to go through.

    Comm is starting to sweat standing there, it's dripping off his brow, he's tired but also very, very hungry..........do you want to take the risk Dan are the coupons worth that much to you?

    Especially as Comm is now imagining what a lovely piece of steak he could carve from you!
     
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    She sounds perfect for you <laugh>
     
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    I steal so much anyway it wouldn't feel fair<whistle>
     
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  14. He'll have his work cut out getting a steak out of me - ribs and ofal is about all he can hope for.
     
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    Or people with the correct change down to the ****ing penny. Just point your phone at the pin machine and we can all go home y'nob!
     
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    She lies for me all the time, this was funny. So she rings me and tells me that she on the way home with a friend (who I don't like), I say "Don't bring that twat round here!" but the friend hears me. Mrs luv tells here that I can't help it and have had a nervous breakdown, she panics a bit and goes into how I've been off work for 6 months and have to take a lot of medication and that I act like this all the time now.
     
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    I remember you telling me that before <laugh>
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    we don't get that problem in the sticks,the worst that happens is the chauffeur forgets his place and starts a conversation.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Ofal!....Comm's favourite food <yikes>
     
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