please log in to view this image He recently retired and drove his brand new Corvette Stingray out of the dealership. Taking the on ramp west the interstate, he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he continued, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and sirens blaring. He floored it to 100 MPH, then 120, then 150. Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the troopers arrival. Pulling up behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is my Friday. If you can give me a reason I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.” The gentleman paused. Then he said, “years ago my wife ran off with a MI State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.” “Have a good day Sir!” replied the trooper.
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He isassigned to helpingthe other monks in copying the old canonsand laws of the church, byhand. please log in to view this image Henotices, however, that all of the monks arecopying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to questionthis, pointingout that if someone made even a smallerror in the first copy, itwould never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in allofthe subsequent copies. please log in to view this image The head monk, says, "We have been copyingfrom the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." please log in to view this image Hegoes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the originalmanuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vaultthat hasn'tbeen opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot. please log in to view this image So,the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He seeshim banging his head against the wall and wailing. "Wemissed the R We missed the R We missed the bloody R Hisforehead is all bloody and bruised and he iscrying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old Abbot,"What's wrong, father?" Witha choking voice, the old Abbot replies, "The word was .... please log in to view this image CELEBRATE!"
Latest offering from the Poet Laureate......... Spider spider on the wall, You think you're smart, you know fcuk all, You've climbed a wall that's just been plastered, And now you're stuck you stupid bastard.
Good preparation there for jail. They don’t want to be a tease when they get banged up. Oops they have been banged up, right up the rear alley.