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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    where you hop up
     
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    bunny rabbit on ecstasy
     
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  6. Taffvalerowdy

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    just in case flaccid
     
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    Penis’ after cumming actually
     
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    ran the 1500 metres
     
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    In under 4 minutes
     
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    like Roger Bannister did
     
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    When his missus found
     
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    a pair of knickers
     
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    That were 3 sizes
     
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