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Off Topic A confession thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Aug 15, 2019.

  1. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    I'm scared of beds.
     
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  2. The Outlaw

    The Outlaw Well-Known Member

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    Wow, that's a weird one.
    Later for me it was trapezes. Small dark places and trapezes. Probably lots of others like me.
     
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  3. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Hairy fannies repulse AND scare me
     
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  4. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    There are only two things in this world that scare me and one is nuclear war. The other is Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
     
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  5. Small dark mounds of fur... do they scare you.

    What about the smell of tuna?
     
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  6. You’re talking about Skiddy, yeah?
     
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  7. No need to “growl” about it.
     
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  8. The Outlaw

    The Outlaw Well-Known Member

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    Of course they do. Why wouldn't they? Quesadilla is right, a hairy fannie is far worse than hookin' a tuna.
     
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  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Welcome back
     
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  10. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Sorry .

    I only replied ok , not a clue how else to respond <peacedove>
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh> this, cod minge too:emoticon-0127-lipss

    Also for me big fat girls, no offence if you're a big fat girl but the thought of seeing you naked repulses me.
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah no need Jasper bro:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  13. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Welcome back bro.. good to see you again..<ok>
     
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  14. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    He recruited people for @NSIS is this true?
    Is that why spurs have a few supporters posting here, an active recruitment drive?
     
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  15. brb

    brb CR250

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    My dyslexia mate <ok>
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    One can going all gangsta<laugh>
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Not gonna confess. I did some disgusting **** as a teen that doesn’t need to be aired on here.

    Furthermore.... a pug is a breed of dog <doh>
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sucky’s a real hood rat. Moped gang boy, explains that granny wheelie that he been snatchin.
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I can understand the fascination as business was BOOMING then. :bandit:
     
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  20. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Easily confused with a rat though.
     
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