Fraid so Joe, I done some ****ed up **** in my teens, if it's worth anything the guy was an absolute wrongun, had a big family well known around the area so took full advantage of the fact no one could touch him. Ironic that we stuck his lot up because that's what he was known for, sticking up dealers, the fella himself was a wsel of a bloke but had some heavyweight family members to protect him no matter how out of order he got. So napping him was no bother, me and 2 mates split 40k in cash and half bar of shine between us. Think I was 17 at the time. Never had to worry about any comeback cos about 2months after he got shot outside worlds end estate by some kid he kept robbing for his gear. Grew out of all that's **** now obviously but I'd never say never. But **** like that has to be worth it.
The skittles thing was personal, its what people called him, so we let him know it was someone he knew In our own way
Years ago I used to work with a guy that in his mind operated as NSIS recruit, I don't know if he ever did go abroad to join them. Few guys at work used to take the piss out of him with the noise of rat tat tat tat machine gunfire. But I think the guy was genuinly serious. Probably dead now or grew up.
From age of 15 til I was about 24 I spent lots of that time in Feltham 1st then big man's jail through my repeated stupidity. Not proud but learned valuable life lessons that made me the ****ing badman I am today
I once got kidnapped whilst at my girlfriend’s flat, in London. ****ers blindfolded me and took me somewhere fairly nearby. The bus only went four stops. I think one of the kidnappers was stoned as he kept feeding me sweets. Eventually, I got bored and told them they could have the coke in my pocket. It was a sherbet fountain with the liquorice removed, but the lad was too wasted to notice.
I once had a really big piss in a kettle and gave it this lad at work to carry on his lap in a car ...
I once invaded Poland and caused mass genocide but when things went pearshaped I faked my death and slipped off to Brazil.
I'm absolutely terrified of small dark places. Can't be certain why. But maybe it has to do with sex. The first time I had sex I was all alone and in a small dark place.
