I’ve already offered him the chance to come to about 5 matches and he always ignores the invite, either because he’s pathetically scared to set foot inside Manchester or because his wasp grooming business has had a weak year.
You've probably scared him off mate. Invite him round for tea & biscuits first, break the ice like. He's probably perfectly normal in real life
You invite him for tea and biscuits mate and show him your favourite moss patterns. I’d rather have my own tagger dissected with rusty bolt croppers than have that little rodent in my house.
Alexis Sanchez is refusing to leave Manchester United this summer, despite boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer threatening to drop him to the reserves if he stays, and Roma are now looking at other targets. (Sun) Oh, dear!
Plus he seems such a nice bloke, and rarely mouths off at anyone. Which you have to admit is unusual for a Chelsea fan.
Stop lying, And you keep saying that you're not a wum, Shouldn’t you being a thread about threatening to leave the forum for the third or fourth time in 2 years,
Wtf? I can’t understand your guttural Scouse accent, Matth. You’ll have to tone it down a few notches.
Just piss off will you, You’re wum attempts are as bad as your name on here, You’re a spoilt brat, Who goes off running to BRB, Or makes a thread threatening to quit the forum, But decides to stay, Because he gets attention on the forum, Stop being the gimp that you are and stop calling me a scouse you take Spurs fan, You’re a Southampton fan in disguise.
I didn’t mean to rattle you, Matth. A spilt brat? Do you mean a bilt sprat? That’s a freshwater fish, isn’t it? Did I? Where did I put him? I’ve forgotten. Also, why are you imitating a Chinaman?
