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Match Day Thread Burnley v Saints Saturday 10th August 3pm

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by ChilcoSaint, Aug 4, 2019.

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  1. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Ah, but why do elephants have four feet?






    Because they would look silly with six inches...
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    How do you know when it's your sisters time of the month ?
     
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  3. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Or that old Software package that was a cut down version of Microsoft Office, called Microsoft Works :)
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Totally agree but the “WE’RE DOOMED” and “Ralph is not too good” stuff is just a nonsense. I’m all for reasoned and reasonable criticism though.
     
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  5. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    i remember coming across one of the last free versions of Microsoft Works, and I wondered why on Earth most people would require Microsoft Office. Works was [actually still is if you can find a later version] pretty good. To be fair, LibreOffice is significantly better [and also free], but I digress.
     
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  6. SotonOldBoy

    SotonOldBoy Well-Known Member

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    I will buy a bar in my home now town of Hayesville North Carolina and name it the "Milton End" and when everyone you comes in says WTF is the "Milton End" I will try and convert all my new punters into the ways of being a Southampton fan, and of course buy the obligatory Ferrari, villa in the south of France and membership at Augusta National.
     
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  7. SotonOldBoy

    SotonOldBoy Well-Known Member

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    Well that is why I said I would pay with my winnings. We both have slim chances but I will be happy as a pig in **** if we finish in the top 10 as much as I will be if I win the lottery. At this moment in time I do not see ether scenario happening but I want to be proved wrong, I am as Saints fan and want the best, just do not see the changes during pre-season putting us in the top 10.
     
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  8. SotonOldBoy

    SotonOldBoy Well-Known Member

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    I use it as a sounding board, not a neggy, just a fan who wants the best for the club and has a hard time with what is happening to it, but Ralph is still the best thing we have had for three years and I really hope he can pull us back to where we were during the traitorous Dutch bastard's years.
     
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  9. SotonOldBoy

    SotonOldBoy Well-Known Member

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    I know it looks like I am posting at 3:30 in the morning, but I am 5 hours behind the UK and it takes me a while before I get a chance to read the posts on here and respond, if dually enticed to do so, especially after some adult beverages. <cheers>
     
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  10. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    Yeah the Ralph isn't good stuff was weird to be fair, I think we would be playing in a different league if it not for him.
     
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  11. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Lying Dutch Bastard. :)
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    You’d need someone to look after that Villa for you .....


    :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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  13. SotonOldBoy

    SotonOldBoy Well-Known Member

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    your in, also need you to take the Ferrari out as much as you can to keep it running well<cracker>
     
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