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  1. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    That was a great episode. :)
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Jose Mourinho has got a job on Sky Sports....thank God for the mute button.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    My TV has been playing up....only working for a few minutes at a time for several days, so borrowed one and ordered a new one (coming Wednesday) now the TV is looking smug and working perfectly. Bastard. I'm not fooled though....still going to replace it...that'll larn it.
     
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  4. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    Car share Hedgehog

     
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  5. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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  6. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    I got mugged by 6 dwarfs last night.



    Not happy.
     
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  7. SaintMarv

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    Snow White was kicked out of Disneyland last night. She was found sat on Pinocchios nose shouting F**king lie you bastard. She was also found guilty of feeling Happy and Grumpy and Doc
     
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    On my way home last night I saw my dwarf neighbour waiting at a bus stop. So I stopped and said can I give you a lift? F**k off you bastard he replied. So I did up my rucksack and carried on walking
     
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  9. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Two weeks to Napoli !!!!

    EDIT: Yes @fatletiss that is the new worktop :)
     
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  11. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot.
    Pun in ten dead.
     
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  12. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Mevagissey is great. Caught three conger eels today. Girlfriend was seasick.

    Not a euphemism.
     
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  13. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    You should take her to the Lost Gardens of Heligon to make up for it!
     
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    Definite Euphemism....
     
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    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Been looking at a beautiful UK rendering of a Tesla Model 3 convertible. One day, one person will actually cut the top off one, if Tesla doesn't, and it may look like this:

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    But, you have to say one thing. What's the point of all that bonnet? There's nothing under there. I suppose one could have a Mazda Miata mini roadster lookalike with the biggest luggage space there has ever been in such a type. And drop dead pretty too.
     
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    Watching the hong kong updates while listening to zombie nation after a really tough day of work.
    Beer, seat, and watch the world burn. Welcome to 2019 people.
     
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  17. saintrichie123

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    As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...


    “This takes me back.”
     
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    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    My wife and my family are leaving me because of my obsession with watching horse racing on TV.


    “And they’re off!”
     
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    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    A shop assistant tried stopping an armed robber by attacking him with a labeling gun.


    Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
     
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    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    I had a game of quiet tennis today.


    It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket.
     
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