Wilson or Wallace would have tweeted by now if the deal was off. I guess the delay is the social media team producing an announcement video.
I heard they were in the middle of making the announcement video when the sponsor logo fell off his new shirt and Kevin realised signing for a tin pot club was a mistake and flew home.
I heard he signed a 5 year deal, but that it had expired by the time the club could announce it and get him a new shirt...!
Pros: pretty well exactly what we need. Cons: has a name that lends itself to approximately 6.3m excruciating puns.
In hindsight driving to airport with a 'Marry me Kevin' sign may not have been best idea I've ever had.