What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Be my guest mate, my catering business was pulled 5 years back when I decided to travel. Although it's conceivable a picture may still be available although clicking on it will go to 404.

 

you really want me to eat five year old pasta #skank

 

I'd be brutal as a cook critic

 

I'd boycott everything you ever wrote in

 

Jay Rayner is brilliant at it. He’s got a bit less harsh in his old age but he can still reduce a chef to tears with one comment.

 

By the way, your bacon sarnie was total shhite earlier, where was the sauce, the tomatos and lettuce, that's the sort of pic i'd expect after Comm was half pi55ed and already having downed a dozen sausages.....what's your excuse you lazy fooker?

 

We need a Jay Rayner thread rather than all this nonsense, like post if you dare, and we are all allowed to rip it to shreds

 

What you eating tonight

No excuse but I don't really like blts tbh.
Bacon and egg
Bacon and sausage
Always with brown sauce

 

That's what we do here you melon

 

but where was the brown sauce.....where was the egg? #Lazy

 

Within reason like your a bit spazzy with it

 

bring it on fookers

 

There was brown sauce and I didn't feel like egg.

I've got some bolognese in the freezer, what do you call that with rice?

 

Better than dancing round hand-bags bro.

 

Curry?

 

Started out making just veggie snack pots. Started with a line of six and grew to 25. Then opened a different kitchen including meat recipes.Enjoyed the early days but it grew beyond my plans.

 

That's what I'm having then

Gonna garnish it with some tomato and lettuce.

 

Heston would **** himself posting his fodder on this thread with brb Ramsey Rayner in the ****ing chair

 

I love business ventures and telling people where they go wrong

 

Nonsense.